{"product_id":"too-old-to-care-bobblehead","title":"Grumpy “Too Old to Care” Bobblehead – Fun Spring-Loaded Car Dashboard Decor","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .daisyprism-page {\n    --lg-ink: #34251d;\n    --lg-muted: #6f5a4a;\n    --lg-deep: #4a2b1a;\n    --lg-teal: #9a541c;\n    --lg-warm: #fff0d6;\n    --lg-soft: #fff8ee;\n    --lg-line: #e8d3bc;\n    max-width: 920px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    padding: 8px 14px 44px;\n    color: var(--lg-ink);\n    font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, Arial, sans-serif;\n    font-size: 17px;\n    line-height: 1.65;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page * {\n    box-sizing: border-box;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page h2,\n  .daisyprism-page h3,\n  .daisyprism-page p,\n  .daisyprism-page figure {\n    margin: 0;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page h2 {\n    margin-bottom: 12px;\n    color: var(--lg-deep);\n    font-family: Georgia, \"Times New Roman\", serif;\n    font-size: clamp(30px, 5vw, 46px);\n    line-height: 1.14;\n    letter-spacing: -0.02em;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page h3 {\n    margin-bottom: 8px;\n    color: var(--lg-deep);\n    font-size: 21px;\n    line-height: 1.3;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page p {\n    color: var(--lg-muted);\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page img {\n    display: block;\n    width: 100%;\n    height: auto;\n    border-radius: 22px;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-section {\n    margin-top: 38px;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-kicker {\n    display: inline-block;\n    margin-bottom: 10px;\n    color: var(--lg-teal);\n    font-size: 13px;\n    font-weight: 800;\n    letter-spacing: 0.13em;\n    text-transform: uppercase;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-lead {\n    max-width: 730px;\n    font-size: 19px;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-media {\n    position: relative;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    margin-top: 22px;\n    border-radius: 22px;\n    background: #3a2419;\n    box-shadow: 0 18px 44px rgba(90, 50, 30, 0.16);\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-media img {\n    transform: scale(1.01);\n    transition: transform 0.5s ease;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-caption {\n    position: absolute;\n    right: 14px;\n    bottom: 14px;\n    left: 14px;\n    padding: 13px 16px;\n    border: 1px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.2);\n    border-radius: 15px;\n    color: #fff;\n    background: rgba(53, 30, 20, 0.72);\n    box-shadow: 0 8px 24px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.18);\n    font-size: 14px;\n    font-weight: 700;\n    letter-spacing: 0.02em;\n    backdrop-filter: blur(8px);\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-zoom img {\n    animation: lg-zoom 12s ease-in-out infinite alternate;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-float {\n    animation: lg-float 4.8s ease-in-out infinite;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-glow::after {\n    position: absolute;\n    inset: 0;\n    border-radius: inherit;\n    background: radial-gradient(\n      circle at 51% 58%,\n      rgba(255, 178, 64, 0.3),\n      transparent 55%\n    );\n    pointer-events: none;\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-specs {\n    margin-top: 18px;\n    padding: 22px;\n    border: 1px solid var(--lg-line);\n    border-radius: 20px;\n    background: var(--lg-soft);\n  }\n\n  .daisyprism-page .lg-specs p + p {\n    margin-top: 8px;\n  }\n\n  @keyframes lg-zoom {\n    from {\n      transform: scale(1.01);\n    }\n    to {\n      transform: scale(1.055);\n    }\n  }\n\n  @keyframes lg-float {\n    0%,\n    100% {\n      transform: translateY(0);\n    }\n    50% {\n      transform: translateY(-5px);\n    }\n  }\n\n  @media (max-width: 640px) {\n    .daisyprism-page {\n      padding: 6px 10px 34px;\n      font-size: 16px;\n    }\n\n    .daisyprism-page .lg-section {\n      margin-top: 30px;\n    }\n\n    .daisyprism-page .lg-caption {\n      right: 10px;\n      bottom: 10px;\n      left: 10px;\n      padding: 10px 12px;\n      font-size: 13px;\n    }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"daisyprism-page\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"lg-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lg-kicker\"\u003eTOO OLD TO CARE\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGrumpy “Too Old to Care” Bobblehead\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"lg-lead\"\u003eFor the ones who’ve earned the right not to care. Funny, bold, and impossible to ignore — this spring-loaded bobblehead brings serious attitude to your dashboard, desk, or favorite display spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e🔥 You're just here to hitch a ride.\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"lg-lead\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.cresomall.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/image\/d6813f1010110785cb5e59b102d1ca1798fda1a8.gif\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"lg-media lg-zoom lg-glow\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/ahlwoultra.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/a300fd60cf0d1268f1df7681873c1bd12efa553e.jpg?v=1786955609\u0026amp;width=1946\" alt=\"Too Old to Care Bobblehead\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cfigcaption class=\"lg-caption\"\u003eToo old to care. Too cool not to.\u003c\/figcaption\u003e\n\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"lg-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lg-kicker\"\u003eBUILT WITH ATTITUDE\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Dashboard Attitude Problem… in the Best Way\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"lg-lead\"\u003eSunglasses on. Cigar lit. Beer in hand. This isn’t just a decoration — it’s a bold little statement piece with a spring-mounted design that moves along with the ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"lg-media\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/1763\/2879\/files\/f7ad85488bd8d32322b2bc1f4d6bd20af5f2136f.jpg?v=1786955609\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"lg-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lg-kicker\"\u003eEXQUISITE DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMade to Stand Out\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"lg-lead\"\u003eDurable resin construction, detailed finishing, and a stable metal spring base give this bobblehead its bold look and signature bouncing movement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"lg-media\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/1763\/2879\/files\/e719fbc844d4178c99dc3ccae4ecaeb43b79b2ac.jpg?v=1786955609\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"lg-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lg-kicker\"\u003e360° CHARACTER\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eLooks Good From Every Angle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"lg-lead\"\u003eDetailed from front to back with a spring-mounted body designed to add movement and personality wherever you display it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"lg-media\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/1763\/2879\/files\/6594cfe601ec2cd7c5a85258692851ac70cfd38a.jpg?v=1786955609\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"lg-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lg-kicker\"\u003eSPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCompact Size. Big Personality.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"lg-specs\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 15 cm \/ 5.9 in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7 cm \/ 2.75 in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDepth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7 cm \/ 2.75 in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable resin construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built-in metal spring base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spring-mounted bobble movement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Detailed, vibrant painted finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"lg-media\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/1763\/2879\/files\/9b2a17454195bb9b3c4222452db3c1547702e61e.jpg?v=1786955609\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"lg-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lg-kicker\"\u003eDISPLAY IT YOUR WAY\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFits Right In Wherever the Attitude Belongs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"lg-lead\"\u003ePlace it on your car dashboard, office desk, shelf, or home display and let this grumpy little legend do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cfigure class=\"lg-media lg-float\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/1763\/2879\/files\/77f5ba3acc7f2a08d611f6a3c79cafc9b9f86bc3.jpg?v=1786955609\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"lg-section\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"lg-kicker\"\u003eJUST HERE FOR THE RIDE\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eToo Old to Care. 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